Wednesday, November 19, 2003

Saat Hujan


--------------------- English Top 10 Funny Store Signs : ---------------------------------

1. Outside a muffler shop: "No appointment necessary, we hear you coming."
2. Outside a hotel: "Help! We need inn-experienced people."
3. On a desk in a reception room: "We shoot every 3rd salesman , and the 2nd one just left."
4. In a veterinarians waiting room: "Be back in 5 minutes, Sit ! Stay!"
5. At the electric company: "We would be de-lighted if you send in your bill. However, if you don't you will be."
6. On the door of a computer store: "Out for a quick byte."
7. In a restaurant window: "Don't stand there and be hungry, come on in and get fed up."
8. Inside a bowling alley: "Please be quiet, we need to hear a pin drop."
9. In the front yard of a funeral home: "Drive carefully, we'll wait."
10.In a counselors office: "Growing old is mandatory, growing wise is optional."

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Hari ini gue lagi kurang kegiatan. Diluar hujannya deras banget. Dingin pak! Seandainya aja nggak puasa, kayaknya makan Bakwan Malang sama minum teh manis hangat- enak deh. Iya nggak? Hhh.... ngayal nih. Bisa2 malah jadi bikin batal. Ya udah deh, mendingan cari2 artikel aneh biar nggak ngantuk!
Ada nih, artikel 'lucu'. Kebayang nggak, punya suami nggak pernah mandi? Kok bisa ya tuh laki2? Makanya tuh wahai perempuan2 sekalian,.... rajin2lah mengendusi aroma tubuh pacar. Bau apa enggak? Kalaupun harum, yakini dulu itu bukan bauk keringat yang ketutupan parfum! LOL!

Kemaren jalan2 ke Sabang. Yah, maklum udah lama nggak lewat situ. Terjebak hujan deras selesai beli kaset di Duta Suara. Padahal parkirnya jauh tenan di ujung jalan sebelah sana. Lagipula tumben2nya nggak ada ojek payung sama sekali. Aneh deh! Biasanya baru hujan sedikit, bocah2 kecil dengan payung2 mereka yang beberapa kali nyaris mencolok mata gue sudah banyak berkeliaran. But it didn't matter, karena kebetulan sudah setengah enam sore, kita lari ngibrit menyeberangi jalan dan masuk ke Natrabu untuk berteduh sekaligus menanti saat berbuka.
Ya basah, ofcourse..... I dont care. *grumbling*
*Stuff I bought yesterday :
- Long Pants, brown colour (169.000)
- Cassette : The Best of Deep Purple (44.000)- Matchbox20 (22.000)- Indonesia Compilation, Super Group (20.000)

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